I thought this was funny:
How the CIA ran a secret army of 3,000 assassins
The cunts couldn't run a bath. Besides which, a person who operates under somebody else's control has no autonomy, and no capacity for independent thought, no matter what they might think to the contrary. If these 3,000 genuinely are assassins (originally Nizari Ismailis), then they are incapable of doing anything else - so when they run out of Taliban, you'd better watch your fucking arses.
Remember OBL? The CIA used to think he was all right, when he was fighting the Soviets. No fucking clue whatever, these people. On the other hand, the CIA can spend the next couple of centuries trying to track down these 3,000 and their descendents, having declared them terrorists.
It's not clever, you know: striking convenient deals with people who are already motivated to do murder, and then denouncing them, once their usefulness has ended. And as a parting shot, I'd point out that the Nizari thought of selective murder first, so you cunts aren't even original. Difference was, they used it in preference to widespread bloodshed, I understand.