I had to laugh:
British astronaut helps launch UK space agency
I think I'll rig up my Sky dish, in order to beam a message to the rest of the Universe: "run: the monkeys are coming!"
Incidentally, did you know that there's actually an officially-appointed alien liaison officer (I can't remember where I read that; so I can't tell you who it is)? I thank God I wore my corset...
The fucking monkeys can't even communicate with one another - how are they going to talk to a representative of some far-off civilization that's so advanced that it's developed FLS travel? Hilarious. Also, if the aliens are anything like me, then they'll perceive language in patterns (I've had no choice, given all the BS I've been fed, down the years), and they'll find human language very aggressive - it's the way humans think, so they can't hide it. Not for long, anyway. And that's another thing - lying's not logical (it creates false realities), and I can't help but think that an advanced civilization would have acknowledged that, which will make humanity, with all its lies and deceit, look positively deranged.
Run, ET, run like the fucking wind!
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Huge headache... can't read.
Just came to say I miss you!!!!!
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love,
Ana
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Nope.
I'm here.
Today is the first day my headache is gone.
My right ear was also aching and now it's only making a noisy.
That's why I didn't came here earlier.
Today I was celebrating... doing nothing and resting.
Just sent you an e-mail.
Love,
Ana
Ana: Oh, I've just had a troll, or two, on here... I was disposing of them.
Matt
I refuse to have any contact with trolls.
I simply take a look at the comment and if it has no relation with the post I delete and don't even have to forget it because I didn't pay attention to what was written.
Ana: Oh, I like to interrupt their thought patterns, but in a very controlled way - I'm not interested in getting drawn into their realities, obviously. The way I look at it, if I ignore them completely, then they'll go somewhere else and hassle somebody less able to handle them...
So I throw in a bunch of interrupters, conveying my complete boredom with what they have to say, and eventually they move on. If things have worked, properly, the next time they think to "steam" somebody, they'll be overcome with boredom at the idea, and go and do something different, instead.
Of course, they'll be able to read this, so they'll know what I'm doing, but that's fine - it'll be all the more effective for that, I think.
Matt
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