The thing is, he's so earnest about it... He honestly believes that Haiti's misfortune is an act of reprisal, on the part of God! Look, Pat, just because you'd engage in petty revenge, in the event that somebody started getting too cosy with somebody you didn't like, it doesn't mean that any supreme being would. So don't go projecting your shit. OK? Because if God behaved like you, we'd be fucked, and He'd be the only one left on the planet. Him, His slaves and a big pile of money, that is.